Camera Phone

My friend, Chip, called me last week. He was on his way south and wanted to let me know when he’d be arriving. I asked him where he was spending the night and he replied that he was somewhere outside of San Antonio.

I remembered that last year he had stopped at a Nudist campground on the way to Rio Hondo. I said: “are you at that Nudist park?” When he answered that he was. I told him that I knew it because I had a camera phone and I could see that he was naked.